Current Situation

Santa Edit: Lately I have been seeing a lot of you on chat yelling out in ALL CAPS, and most of it is unnecessary. Please, if your are going to scream at our faces, have a reason or prepared to be kicked. It just gets so… annoying…

This was all until I was told that I do most of the yelling xD

Luc here, well right now Nachos and Acp are at each other’s throats and no ones posted on it yet… So here’s what’s going on –

(Acp’s post http://acparmyofclubpenguin.wordpress.com it was the only post I could find on the topic) –

UPDATE: Person and I have called a cease fire for today (after 4 hours lol). Great job everyone, and I will be recapping the action later (or tomorrow if I can’t get on again). To put it simply, lots of fighting, Nachos invaded Breeze, we fought them off, they invaded Snow Globe, we fought them off, we invaded White House, they fought us off. Then we were tired lol…

Edit: THIS IS STILL GOING ON!! SO GET THERE, WE’VE BEEN FIGHTING FOR HOURS…

Whenever you see this post, the Nachos are invading us! We need your help, so come whenever you can! This improves your chance of getting promoted quite a bit on Thursday as well!

ACP’s current location: Snow Globe Snow Forts

~Boomer

(Nacho’s Post http://nachoarmy.com ) –

The Nacho Armed Forces are here today to establish what is the best for all the armies of Club Penguin. Whether the best for all armies of Club Penguin is achieved by discussion, or war, we provide either/or to ensure safety for the armies who wish good for all of Club Penguin armies. Obviously, the ACP [Army of Club Penguin] is the largest, most wide spread, and arguably the most hated army on the face of Club Penguin, all for numerous reasons. Their leadership by Boomer20 is strong, but lacks basic principles. The first, is going to war. Seeking peace is the first to do in REAL LIFE. Immediately seeking peace in virtual armies creates a bore for everyone. Peace = Boring. War = Fun. Learn that philosophy Boomer, ACP is tired of no war, and the Nachos declaring war will finally bring some fun to your army.

The ACP leadership is composed of two “unique” people who have overstayed their welcome in the ACP. Abercrombe29 and Shaboomboom. I can’t remember a time being on ACP chat without seeing Shab being cocky about something, or Aber getting *censored* about another thing. Shaboomboom and Abercrombe cause the conflicts you see on ACP chat. Fort57 may cause some, but Abercrombe and Shab are the main factors that cause your conflicts. YES, we are getting involved with ACP business. You know why? Because the Co-leaders of ACP affect every other army. Chats are used as a fast communication, small army leader asks Aber to be an ally, gives the link. Small army leader then guested and banned for advertising and being annoying by Aber. Mhmm, you just got yourself an enemy. Shab and Aber threaten the ACP’s overall well-being. ACP’s overall well-being believe it or not, affects every army, and can create chaos.

The reason this war was flamed so fast like this was because Aber had guested me for no reason whatsoever on ACP chat. I decided to PM her to speak my mind, after her guesting me, calling her a “Filthy *censored* .” I found myself banned forever. Sooo, I made a post saying all Nachos to Breeze, Snow Forts to protest I was unbanned and membered, given some crap about me being inappropriate on main chat, then guested and banned forever. This un-fair treatment was because ACP does not respect my authority over the Nacho Army. Those slimes see the Nachos as pitiful? I will show them what we are made of, and together we can accomplish the firing of Shaboomboom and Abercrombe29 from their positions, with a long war. The army that survives through the fire and the flames will be victorious. Meaning if you are not loyal to the Nachos, it’s time to start being loyal to us. Because we will win this war. This war campaign is now sponsored by Peptol Bismolⓒ . Woo! ACP will need Peptol Bismolⓒ, because they’re going to be seeing A LOT of Nachos

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That’s basically what’s going on if you haven’t already seen the sites.

Now I’ve been thinking of this same question for 4 months, here’s a poll to see what you guys think –

Vote with your honest opinion i won’t ban you on chat or anything. And don’t worry this is the last time you’ll here me whying about this.

~Lucario564 WW Co-Leader

Spacey edit: I didn’t forget about the uniform contest. I had a lot to do with hw, and I have been feeling sick lately. I’ll take the time either today or tomorrow to get a post ready.

CP News, by Santa0704

Angry Spacey edit: I’m tired of the fact that most of you do not patrol at all. We are having a lot of issues with our server Snowcap lately, and if I ASK you to patrol you won’t listen. So now, if you do not patrol, EVERYONE will get 5 medals deducted. (Well obviously besides leaders and co leaders, since we don’t get medals like regular soldiers.) I want each server to be patrolled daily, not just Snowcap or Tundra. And you have to report it to a leader or co leader. If you guys can do that, I might even offer rewards. Will this get you to patrol now??

 

Woooooooooo! Here is a sneak peek of the plaza (and from the pic above, maybe the treefort thing’s coming back)…

In other news:

Finally, it’s honestly about time…

The tracks’ names are Wild West, Patrick’s Jig, and Bounce Up (or something like that).

This is the new pin:

Blah Blah Blah, instert words here.

Anywho, here is a somewaht cool update. If you’re a secret agent/ tour guide, you’ll recieve a payment of 25o coins each per month.

And CP Support released a new comic today:

 

Army News/Greens Retirement

It’s your favorite post of the week. Army News!!!! Wii and Spacey edition. (you’ll see why it’s wii and spacey edition)

Well Wii already put the Army news on the last post so there’s no piont in repeating it.

Now for the Top 10 Armies – (yea there back)

1. ACP

2. Nachos

3. Watex Warriors 🙂

4. UMA/RPF

5. RFW

6. Golds

7. UPA

8. BB

9. ST

10. USCP

Now for the Top 5 Songs of the week –

1. Dead and Gone

2. Gives You Hell

3. The Kill

4. Poker Face

5. Right Round

This is the part ppl have been waiting for. Site Reviews!!! here’s how it works –

I will choose 3 sites a week. And they are rated on appearance views and other stuff in a 1 – 10 scale.

First Up –

http://mcphistory.wordpress.com By Raven

URL – Scale – 8, Comments – it fits the sites theme

Theme – Scale – 9, Comments – A very unique theme i don’t see that theme very often.

Hits – Scale -5, Comments – You guys need more hits lol

Total overall – 7, Comments – Good site, Needs more up-to-date posts and a few more hits.

Next up –

http://bbrulers.wordpress.com by Klimster

URL – Scale – 10, Comments – You got a .com finally….

Theme – Scale – 8, Comments – Not many armies have that theme probably only BB and Nachos

Hits – Scale – 9, Comments – Your almost to 100,000 : o

Total Overall, Scale – 8, Comments – Good site for an Army

Finally –

http://guitarstrum97.wordpress.com by Mgm

Url – Scale – 9, Comments – Unuasual name for a site, but good

Theme – Scale – 9, Comments – Good theme

Hits – Scale – 7, Comments – Good amount of hits for the site since it’s just starting but you need more hits.

Total Overall – Scale – 8, Comments – Well i just said like 3 comments about this lol.

Fine 1 more –

http://wwarmy.com By Spaceybirdy/Wii Mountain

URL – Scale – 10, Comments – Waffles!

Theme – Scale – 10, Comments – More Waffles!!!

Hits – Scale – 10, Comments – Now cheesecake : o

Total Overall – Scale – 100000000000, Comments – This is Da perfect site that soldiers should look at everyday.

Now for a new section on my Army News, Featured WW pic. I will take a pic of the most memerable time of the week and for this week it was –

Rofl Rofl, Mat you just got punked xD

Now for greens Retirment –

Santa Edit: From the site: BBRulers.wordpress.com

ik ive done this a few times over, but this time im serious. i will go on chats but will NOT participate in any army related stuff. well here are my reasons.

1. people give me -Word deleted-.

2. im 14. kinda creepy. playin a little kid penguin game tht throws -Word deleted-  snow balls. i play airsoft. not throw virtual balls at virtual penguins.

3. im getting busy. job, friends, stupid teenage boy stuff lol.

Snowy: i love you…. hehe i had the most fun with yew since i joined BB… ur hilarious lol. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS MASTER SNOWY!

LC: haha from the old FGR to the new BB & WW.. ahh good times hehe… with all of ur randomness hehe

Heel: omg woo hahaskfjakfj lol ull never get my nikki. you have been a good BB Co-Leader

Huytrr: ur random hyper crazyness O__o lol i hopes ur monster supply doesnt run out :O like mine did lol

Spacey: aaaaaah i had alot of fun on chats wit you. our failed attempt to punk wii lol. we had our ups and downs but we still got thru it.

Wii Wii: Well i hope WW goes well. im glad i got to take the WII WII Test before i retired lol. i got the second license lol

Luc: lol Luc Norris. ahh i hope you get to lead WW someday :O maby with santy clause lol. oh well it was an honor meeting you… virtually tht is lol

Santa: well i guess you passed me up on the ranks. i guess i wont get ur Head Warlord spot afterall. oh well. i hope yew get to be a leader of WW someday.

Tone: hehe ILY IN A NON HOMOSEXUAL WAY :O lol i hope we get to meet someday :O maby at an airsoft battle… dont worry i wont shoot you… too much lol.

Well all the res of you BB and WW tht i didnt mention you were all great. I loved meeting you all. hope you get to go up in da ranks lol ah well.

oh one more thing if you see some random guy come on to your chat with the name ﾉc乇9ズﾉﾚﾚ丂 its meh lol.

Greenday9991

-We’ll miss you green.

-Lucario564 WW Co-Leader

Wii’s Opinion/Viva La Waffles

Spacey edit (4/20-6:15 pm est): I’m really upset. We have been ambushed twice, and no one has been on. Not even the leaders. And I was left with only one or two WW against a full force of people. Just a few moments ago St unknowingly attacked Snowcap on behalf of our conflict with Rpf, which was resolved.And then yesterday Red’s army attacked on Tundra, before this “huge victory” depicted below. I am not going to stand for this.

Hi, If you were recruited by a bunch of orange people on tundra, then please join here. After you join, please go to WW chat, by clicking here. Hope to see you around!

It’s time for the second Edition of Wii’s Opinion. I will list the top ten armies, with My opinion next to it.

ACP-ACP are just dominating CP armies. They crushed RPF like 130-2. They have many retirements this month, but It won’t stop them. They have been #1 on the cp armies list for like two years!

Nachos: Well, they have also been awesome the past week. They push aside armies like I do with cupcakes! ( jk ) I mean how good can they get? I went to their training session yesterday as a sheep…and let’s just say that It didn’t go well for me.

WW- WW is at it’s prime right now. We have a practice battle today, and we are about to be at war with Red army, who thinks they own tundra 🙄

UMA: UMA is like a rollarcoaster. One day they have ten troops show up, the next two, then the next twenty. They’ve been having alot of polls lately, and I hope UMA can get more recruits.

RPF: Well, RPF hasn’t been this low in the top ten rankings in like forever. They are going through tough times, and Kyle Cease, their leader, Really isn’t helping. They got demolished yesterday vs. the ACP. And also, they don’t own any of tundra anymore, and are just doing nothing on the positive side.

RFW: RFW Is going wierd lately. They first say they are falling, then merging with golds, just a big mess.

Golds: Golds are a fast growing army, but they have way too many owners and leaders. I dont’ like them too much, neither does anyone else.

The rest of the armies: Well, the rest are in slumps and stuff, like IW, who can’t seem to do anything anymore.

Well, we just had a battle vs. reds, where we owned ( even though they had bots ) so they left, came back, we owned again, then they finally left for good. So, we recruited! Here is some pics:

We recruit at the town ( about 15 people )

We try to tip the iceberg! ( 24 people )

We go to the iceberg for a recruiting party ( 23ish people )

More partying! ( 23ish people )

We Make a full line across the iceberg ( about 25 people )

Well, I’m really proud of everyone who came-according to the medals chart, you get 4 medals. Make sure you comment on the medals page. Also, I want to see more of this, way more often. Keep on doing this, and we will be as big as ACP! Lol, jk. But we can get pretty big.

Play the Game Right ~Wii Mountain

P.S. I love the new phrase we say ” viva la waffles ” and the drunken maniac attack.

P.S.S. Thanks to vicxyz for the pics!

WW Invades Tundra

Hey it’s mii wii here. And man what a day. I mean right now, all of WW hates kyle, new RPF leader. I mean, he doesn’t even have a cp account, and yet he became rpfleader._. Then Kyle started to fight with spacey, along with commando yelling at spacey, and havoc. So, we decided to invade tundra. We successfully did, outnumbering RPF 11-3. Now, we just got done talking to furbur, who is I think one of the best RPF ever, and we decided to not have war, but we now own 50% of tundra, and BB owns 50% of tundra, and RPF will get their share back once RPF finds a new leader. So, congrats Commando and Kyle, you have a good time explaining this to RPF.

In the meantime, UPAwill either be merging into golds, or us. They will test us out and stuff, so when they do, I want you to treat them with respect, and a sense of humor, just like we to do everyone else in WW. This is a big opportunity for WW, because then we gain an extra ( at least ) 15 active troops to our army, and that means we would have approximately 80 troops ( 63 active on the active post, at least 15 from UPA if they merge ).

Now, we will have a battle Sunday. It will be a pb, but we will divide into two teams ( we will pick the teams at the battle ) and battle it off.

 I AM EXPECTING AT LEAST 40

COMMENTS, AND AT LEAST 20

PEOPLE THERE!!!!

I hope you got the message. So, comment on this post if you can make the following:

What: practice battle

Where: Tundra Snowforts

Why: Because Wii Said so

When: Sunday, April 19th. ( I think )

Times:

7:00 EST

6:00 CST

5:00 MST

4:00 PST

Now, finally, I have a medical condition where I am having these “fainting episodes” The doctors are trying to figure out what’s wrong with me. I have already had an MRI, EKG, and a few blood tests, but I still have more to go. That’s why I may not be on as much.

Play the Game Right ~Wii Mountain

COMMENT!

Updating/Notes/Commenting-Active Count

Spacey here, with some minor updating and… yes, ranting.

First, I’m updating the pages I sort of neglected as I am writing this. I’m on the ranks page of doom, and I’m starting to get angry. I’m tired of seeing all of these people marked as inactive. If they’re all inactive, they aren’t going to be there at all. And that counts for all the higher ranked people from other armies. If you can’t deal with being active in more than one army, then you’re being taken off there with the rest of the people. No one is exempt from this, anyone marked inactive from here on has ONE week to show up, and if they don’t their name is being removed from the ranks page. If you were gone for a legitimate reason, you will not be removed. But the rest of the people who have been sitting on the ranks page for months are being removed… when I get to it.

SO THIS COUNTS AS AN ACTIVE COUNT! I EXPECT ALL ACTIVE WW TO COMMENT RIGHT NOW! AND DO NOT COMMENT MORE THAN ONCE OR YOUR COMMENT WILL BE DELETED! D:<

Also, I have said this once before, and I’ll say it again. I do NOT like it when any authors/admins edit the ranks page without my permission. Half of the people were ranked new when they have been on that page for who knows how long, and some people were updated while others who commented before were left there. I may be lazy with the page, but I do get things done and update it the right way. So before you go near that page, you have to ask me. And the answer will most likely be no. 🙂

Suggestions/Complaints page: Wii made this page a while ago, and has not been consistent with updating it. This page will get deleted if it continues.

I think that’s it, I can’t really remember anything else I had to say.

Spaceybirdy

Army News and Other stuff

Spacey: Don’t EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER in your right mind give the excuse for people to advertise. I hate it a lot and it makes people think they can advertise all they want on this site.

Oh and by the way, if you haven’t submitted a uniform idea from my contest ( many ) posts ago, you have until Friday to do so.

First of all guys stop making fun of my Amiga santa for putting up the WW girl uniform i mean seriously cmon guys he was trying to help out WW and you make fun of him ._.

Santa Edit (Yes, right here): … Thank you …?

Now for the army News by Luc –

Waffle Warriors – Well If your reading this right now and your in WW you better know whats going on around here. For more on the Waffles Warriors just scroll down.

Rebel Penguin Fed – Commando is retiring sadly 😦 and he left Mat in charge of the army but Kyle says it’s a democracy so know he wants an election and then commando came back and made a post about how he’s not leaving just yet and wants to do a few things and then say bye to everyone on cp. *takes deep breath* that was a long sentance.

Under Ground Mafias Army – Well itachi retired a few days ago and i guess me and pie are the only small army CP Leaders from order67 that haven’t retired. In my opinion I think Pie is ganna be the 2nd best Leader UMA had other than Pink, He’s the only Leader who makes posts everyday and is active.

Army of Club Penguin – They want to stay out of the Nachos/Golds problem as said in one of thier posts and they have a post with a bunny on it =P

Nachos – (im using blue for nachos because yellow was to bright) Nachos are at War with Golds right now, they better bring extra cat tanks to thier battles.

Now for the Top 100 Armies –

1 -100 – WW

Yea no one cares anymore about the top 10 armies……..

Now for Top 10 songs (in my opinion)

1. Dead and Gone

2. Right Round

3. Let it Rock

4. Gives You Hell

5. I’m Yours

6. Apologize

7. My Life

8. Kiss Me Thru the Phone

9. The Kill

10. Paper Planes

Now for a new section on my army news, I will be reviewing websites. So if you want your army, cp cheats, or cp site reviewed leave a comment and the link to you site example – Hey luc i wanna have my site Reviewed the link is http://wwarmy.com

This would be a good chance to get hits for your site because i’ll post the URL too.

And that’s it for this edition of Army News.

Now this is for all WW so listen up it’s kinda important, Im’a start the Soldier of the week thing that wii and spacey never got to cause there busy but i really want to start this so basically every friday night i will pick the soldier of the week, that person would get 3 medals for being soldier of the week. Soldier of the week needs to be someone with good leadership skills (even if your not a high rank) has to willingly patrol, and has to be a good person in general. first Soldier of the week will be picked on Friday so good luck.

~Lucario564 WW Co-Leader

OMG Im an author xD

Spacey Edit: Santa! Stop editing all the comments already!

Santa Edit: The Female Member Uniform was a joke, but I didnt think you all would take it that seriously…

Everyone is celebrating my Co-Leadership!

xD, you know its true…

Thats right! I won! And Im an owner!

In other News: I made a Member Uniform Idea! It isnt official, but its a pretty cool idea!

Awesome...

Well, that’s pretty much it for my first post, but I hope to see you all on chat!

I am so nosy xD

P.S. Remember: The Easter Egg Hunt is tomorrow (or today, whever youre reading this). I think this will be egg-actly as lame as last years.

That was Egg-celent

Stressed out

I just wanted to make a small post, sorry if it seems like a waste.

I have a lot going on right now, especially in real life. It’s a lot of… problems, I don’t want to talk about it.

I’m really stressed out, and yesterday I even planned to retire.

I don’t know what I’m going to do, but I’m going through so much. I’d appreciate a bit of support from you all. You’re like my family.

That’s all…

Spaceybirdy

Luc – Attention all WW there is a manditory meeting today at 5pm pst or 8pm est at http://xat.com/luc_box everyone who reads this try to make it everyone is invited except spacey

Wii’s Opinion/ News

Hey it’s mii wii here. And I believe this is my 7th post in a row!

Anywho, I will be starting a segment called Wii’s Opinion. It will simply be once a week, and I will just talk about cp armies, and what I predict and all that. So, here is what I think:

1. WW

2. WW

3.WW

4.WW

5. Waffles of clubpenguin

6. WW

7. WW

8. Do I need to continue?

Yeah, army rankings = stupid. Look, no one cares about them anymore, all we care about is who is major, and who isn’t. Now, This week’s focus is going to be on MRW, or whatever their name is. See, they have changed t heir name like once a week, becausethey’ve merged with about 5 armies. And now, they merged with FW-Big mistake. That’s for two reasons: 1. Too many leaders equal lots of fighting and 2. Multiple merges will kill an army.  Now look, I respect MRW in every way, But I don’t think their army will last long. See, Just like the golds-They are just a one hit wonder type of thing, and I don’t support the whole them becoming major thing ( Btw, IWand Golds to me are both “One hit wonders” ) Speaking of becoming major army, I don’t know what it is these days, because ST and MRW are doing it, but they think that if they beat a major army in a pb, they automatically become major. Or, better yet on MRW’scase, if they merge, they automatically become major. I don’t agree with it, so I just simply ignore them anytime they say they are major

Onto other armies: ( I guess I won’t criticize the rest that much )

Nachos: Doing great, as usual. They had a “bad” battle because of only 25 people I think. ( that’s really not bad at all, but in nachos standards, that’s like getting a D on a test )

ACP: Doing awesome, as usual. Nothing much going on, just the usual practice battle/recruitment/partying type of thing going on.

RPF: Been pretty inactive on cp. Commando thinks there is no use in practice battles, but I Know there is alot of importance every practice battle.

UMA: Well, these are one of the armies that are going like America’s stock market right now. They have ( Yes, I counted ) 49 active on their active post, but they had a recruitment session and only had 7 show up, and they called that good….Yikes?

IW: Well, Look, right now, they are a huge mess. Icey is retiring, they might go into civil war, lost their capital. The bottom line: they are becoming a great example of a one hit wonder.

WW: We are going to be recruiting our butts off soon. We also are closing in on 200,000 hits, and will be having a party soon.

Now, we are going to have a practice battle this week. I’m expecting at LEAST 40 comments on this post, and expecting AT LEAST 20 people to show up. If all goes well, maybe we will recruit and you will get extra medals. Well, here is the info:

Day: Saturday

Where: Tundra ( all over )

Times:

8:30 EST

7:30 CST

6:30 MST

5:30 PST

Why: So we can use some tactics, and have fun

I made it a bit late, because you guys can relax on Saturday and stuff, and because I noticed all of the battles are usually in the middle of the day if you are PST, and I don’t like that.

Finally, I think Spacey agrees that everyone can have off Sunday ( Easter )

Play the Game Right ~Wii Mountain

P.S. Co-Leader poll is ehh…because half the people voted for the sofa ( yeah…it was a joke ) So we ( me spacey luc ) will pick it, and hopefully have the the new co by Friday.