CP News 5-31-09

What is going on here? Rockhopper’s “Green Parade of Plants” are spreading all over the beach. What could this possibly and un-most doubtfully mean to all of us who sit on our computers staring at a computer screen that’s killing our eyes when we could be out doing educational or worth-while stuff, but no! We’re sitting here talking to people we have never met before (who we probably never will meet) for hours a week for the only reason of self-entertainment! Arghhhhh!

That’s right, people I’ve mentioned above! It’s a par-tay! Weeee! (Or maybe a new mission (In Mission 10) we found a bag of plant seeds left by Herbet! Hmmmmmmmmmmm)

And, if you go into any Ninja Related room, you can find a fancy icon at the bottom right of your Club Penguin screen (if you click on it, you’ll see how far you are ’till your next belt and can view all the cards you have (the ones above are a few of mine 😉  ) MWAHAHAHAHA)

I met Mr. Rockhopper, and I got his background! I also, for the sake of the people mentioned above, got an interview from him!

Santa0704: Rockhopper, we were wanting to know about the plants at the beach, do you know theyre spreading?

RH: Aye, those little rascals be taking over the beach, har har!

Santa0704: Any new adventures lately?

RH: [Told a boring story about drinking some creme soda]… but then I realized, it wasn’t creme soda at all! It was Beard Shampoo! Har har!

Santa0704: What’s your favourtite game?

Rockhopper: Rockhopper Says! Let’s all play!

[Rockhopper then commanded us to dance, wave, do the cake emotion, “toot”, and more. Then he finally said “sit down” and which we all sat down, to which he replied “I never said sit down! Got you all, mateys!”]

[Random Penguin in the Background]: What do you think about cheese?

RH: Arr! Cheese be a pirate’s favourtite Food, but it sure does make me toot! Toot with me, everyone!

Oddly disturbed, I left the Migrator…

In Other News: We still haven’t gotten the Uniform Contest out, so keep on waiting!

Quote of the Post:

” “AUGH! A SPIDER!” Well, that wouldn’t do at all. Spaceybirdy, Ruler of the Potatoes and Sofas, trembling before a little spider? It would be like Wii and that pink underwear fiasco…”

– [Named Removed]

Summer Kick-Off Party Sneak Peek:

That’s all for this week, see you all later!

Approved by Santa0704 & A.L.M.

France to Victory!

Spacey: Like I said before, if you have a uniform idea, send in a link on the post. I also would like to know if you guys want a vote on chat for the uniform, a vote on here, or a poll. I need to know this for the uniform contest post, and I never got around to asking xD I want to know what you guys want, so answers are really important.

And a note for those people out there with no lives, who sit on the computer 24/7 and are calling us inactive: We are BUSY. This is probably one of the busiest times of the year for school, with projects, homework, and finals. So for those of you who say we’re inactive or not doing anything, look at yourselves. We can’t sit on here for half of our lives, and if you have a problem with that, deal with it. 🙂

“Ladies and gentlemen of the armies in club penguin……

For the first time ever, there will be series of wars in servers across the nations of our finest armies. This will be the real world war using our penguins. Every soldier in every army is invited to join a country shown in one of the pins for members. There are in total 35 different pins and that means we need 35 leaders and soldiers to support each. So gather all your friends and join a army in a fun war across club penguin. The wars will last 1-2 weeks having battles each day in randomly chosen servers. Sound like fun to you? Well don’t hesitate to join a army and pc me or leave a comment below to claim your spot as a leader in a country of your choice. First come first serve. We will hand put positions to leaders and legends first before others.”

[From the site BBArmy.com]

With this opportunity, Lucario and I decided that the WW should go for France!

In Other News: It’s time for what you’ve all been waiting for! No, It’s not the uniform contest (*cough* Spacey *cough*) it’s the Party Poll Results!

And the winner is…

Summer Kick-Off Party!

Get out your Hawaiian Shirts and Hula Skirts (Hey, that rhymed!) and get ready for this summer party you wont want to miss! From Connect Four at the Lodge, to Tipping the Iceberg! From Chilling at the Cove, to partying on chat!

And watch for a penguin with a beard and silly red hat. He may just be serving ice cream 😉

It’s going to be a blast (of water), so get ready!

 Approved by Santa0704 & A. L. M.

CP News 5-24-09

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Rockhopper’s here with his over-grown plants. Lets see what’s up there…

There we go! Plants everywhere, nothing we haven’t seen before…

Oooooooh Plants! What a surprise! (Love the names, CP Support 😉 )

And then some corkboard. WEEEEEEE!!!!!!

And the pin. Let’s hope that Spacey didn’t eat it already…

In other news: Since when have we had a good party? Exactly! Not for a… really long time. So, sometime in the next few weeks, we’re going to have one! What’s it going to be about? You decide! (Poll Ends Wednesday)

Quote of the Post:

“Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it might be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your house, and eat it.”

 

– Lemony Snicket

Until my next post, Fair Winds!

Approved by Santa0704 & A.L.M.

Our very own soldier gets rejected by Wal-Mart/ CP Armies Tournament Signup

Spacey: (5/23/09) My last good working internet browser… exploded on me. I have internet explorer, but it doesn’t have flash player so I can’t get on chat or clubpenguin. My computer might get fixed… later in the week. I’m really not sure what’s going to happen, so if I can’t come on, I want Luc to take my place while I’m gone. I’ll be checking up on the site, which is all I can do at this point. 😦

Edit: I got internet explorer’s flash player to work, but my comp is still basically destroyed. I am gonna get it fixed sometime though. But even if I can’t get on, I still want Luc to be my temporary replacement. I’m not gonna be gone forever O.o

Another edit: I procrastinated with the uniform contest, but I want a few more to choose from before I finish it up, so if you have an idea for a member or nonmember uniform, send it in.

Hey, Welcome to the latest addition of Wii’s Opinion: In this case, I dont’ care about CP armies, I care about how our own soldier got REJECTED by Wal-Mart

Greenday9991: Well, our own soldier, Greenday, has recently been rejected by Walmart. Don’t understand? Well, greenday, the band, just came out with a new album, 21st century breakdown, or something like that. Anywho, Walmart-now the biggest store to sell CD’s, rejected Greenday’s offer to sell the CD, becuase had bad language, and Greenday refused to make other copies that have it edited out. Now, if I was Greenday, I would be pretty pissed. A store just cut you off because you have swear words in your songs. Now, If i was me, I would just make some edited copies with censored language, but, in this world, you have to put up the fight to get publicity. Now, what I love most about this Wal-Mart vs. Greenday, is that Wal-Mart is saying no to Greenday’s album because of an ancient policy they made. So, they are now losing thousands of dollars just because of a policy. Great Going Wal-Mart, You are helping the Economy step by step.

Onto other news, After talking to spacey, We will host a cp Army tournament. ALL ARMIES ARE WELCOME, NO MATTER WHAT SIZE. I’m planning for this to be the BIGGEST tournament ever. Now, I’m hoping everyone signs up, even Nachos and ACP, because I have an idea for that. Now, to sign up, answer these questions in a comment:

Name of Army:

Link:

Leader(s):

Size ( Large, Small, medium )

Play the Game Right ~Wii Mountain

Spacey edit: Wii, what is the point of this post, besides the tourney? -.-

Migrator Arriving Eco-Style (?)

… Enough Said …

Approved by Santa0704 & A. L. M.

Practice Battle Results-WOOOO!

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Hey Hey Hey, it’s wii wii wii here with the results…ults ults.

Well, I thought it was awesome, at first I thought only a few would show up-but yet again I was proved wrong. Look at these pics:

 

Ouch, We try to spam charge green bots, but they are so tightly together, we can't fit in

 

Well, I’d like to say good job to everyone, I think everyone deserves 4 medals. We will have a PB vs. another army next week, probably same time. Everyone who came comment on the medals page. Also, I’m glad everyone put on their waffle shoes, because yes we did raid practically the whole server. ( PS, this is now a new part of the WW uniform 🙂 )

Play the Game Right ~Wii Mountain

CP News, by Santa0704

Alright, the news is long so Ima post what I like:

 

Party! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Like meh maginifying glass? Got it off eBay 😀

So, what is this? It Rockhopper going green? Is he bringing Christmas in May? Is that my cat at the top? Why am I asking you all of these questions? Find out more in next weeks news…

Dun Dun Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

Its a play within a play! When Helga, Viking Singer, is scared by a mysterious ghost, Hector (the director) calls in Inspector Bailey to solve the case!

The only good thing about this play is that they put my wonderful ship, the Sea Serpent, in there:

Oh no, thats not cardboard, that Peruvian Cardboard 😎

And then the new Igloo, the Tree Fort. My new home Mwahahahahaha 😈

In Other News: Due to some issues we’ve had in the past, there may be a new way to establish and declare what is what and who is who. More info on this later.

Quote of the Post:

“I am sure you have heard it said that appearance does not matter so much, and that it is what’s on the inside that counts. This is, of course, utter nonsense, because if it were true then people who were good on the inside would never have to comb their hair or take a bath, and the whole world would smell even worse than it aleady does.”

– Lemony Snicket

Fair Winds, mates!

Approved by Santa0704 & A. L. M.

Fun Fact: Pie’s Brain has left the building

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Luc’s opinion – Lmao, I just saw this quote on the UMA site, and I just wanted to point out a few things.

Pie: Mind your own business, because WW isnt any better. And it isn’t the first time you critizized UMA either. It was like the sixth time

Again, Lmao. Pie at least WW isn’t as desperate to give at promo’s just to show up for some battle, that’s something…. oh I don’t know, a small army would do? I mean not even NMA or RFW or anyother army is THAT desperate. Pie you better know who your dealing with before you make another “BRAVE” post.

Spacey edit, on top cuz I’m important like that: The moment I saw this post, one specific part stuck out to me. According to the quotation from Pie, he is saying that all of WW is ‘criticizing’ Uma. I would like to point out how Wii doesn’t count as all of WW. It seems like some certain person is trying to cause trouble. I know if I said some army was insulting us, me and the troops would be mad at them. Now if it’s going to turn into a childish fight, Wii, I will delete any post that attempts to ‘get back’ or insult Pie. And Pie, you don’t want to mess with me or Wii. Cuz I will get you. I don’t stand for stuff like that, so I advise you watch where you step, Pie. Would you like it if I said YOUR name was stupid?

Santa: Had an edit here, but Spacey deleted it. Anywho “Would you like it if I said YOUR name was stupid?” sounds a bit kindergaten-teacherish, just an FYI. BTW, CP News by me coming up sometime later…

Hey, It’s Mii wii here, and it seems that pie has decided ” Hey, I don’t like opinions, mostly when it doesn’t involve me being a good apple, so let’s go insult Wii ” so he made a post, and now, I have a response to it. ( Pie’s post is in red, my response is in orange )

Hey UMA, and as alot of you know, WW has critizized us for the(6th) last time. Lets take a look at the person who makes the posts, Wii mountain. Apparently he’s critizing an army without even being in it. Thats like judging a book by it’s cover. Heres what my dictionaries definition of “post” is

Post: A quick and brief note of what is happeneing

For those of you retards the keyword here is QUICK and BRIEF

Wii: To start it off, I stated an OPINION. I didn’t criticize. And too, who says I have to be in the army to make an opinion about it? So, here’s MY definition of what an opinion is:

Opinion: A statement that shows how one feels about a certain topic.

For those of you Pie Heads out there, the keywords are STATEMENT and FEELS.

Also, I just said that it has too many posts, I didn’t criticize your posts.

A post is NOT supposed some 10,000 word essay. It’s supposed to be something quick to inform your troops so they have an idea of whats going.

Message to you Wii: You aren’t posting in a diary. Your posting a public thing anyone can view, including the thing your critizing. So before you pust something, say “Hmm, what will make everyone else feel?”

Again, didn’t criticize your posting. Too, something quick that your troops should know can be an edit….

Also, I know I’m not posting a diary, I’m posting a segment. Too, how many times do I have to say it’s an OPINION. Hey, Pie, if you can read, you would know the title of the segment is called Wii’s OPINION. Also, I didn’t know that the words ” I think they are posting too much, it’s confusing ” are offensive…

So now in return, Im going to be offending Wii for the rest of the week possible.

(Btw Wii Mountain is such a stupid name. Wii is probably a nerd from all the video games he plays! He probably has no life!)

So lets watch as you make fun of UMA, remember, the world doesn’t revolve around you wii

Ok, Keep insulting me, All because of an opinion. I will insult you too.

For that second paragraph, If you are going to insult me, insult me good. I mean you had to go as low as criticizing my name?!?! Half of us made our names while were a little kid, you said so yourself

._. Again, It was an opinion. I didn’t make fun of UMA. Also, who says the world revolved around me, I didn’t know that when a man says an opinion, he is the center of the universe.

In conclusion, did you know that Pie supports dictatorship? He says pink mafias did a great job with it, but there’s a difference between dictatorship, and having only one leader. But, it doens’t matter, because the past many posts have been decisions made by only PIE, not other leaders. Tsk Tsk. Also, What’s insanely funny, is that an hour after he posted the post insulting me, he made yet ANOTHER post….Self Explanatory.

Anywho, I’m approving comments from last post, but, Person with 150th comment will get 3 medals.

Play the Game Right ~Wii Mountain

P.S. Not to stick to the pie topic, but on his latest post, he’s giving out a promotion to anyone who comes…is that desperate much, or maybe just bad leadership skills.

P.S.S. I can’t wait for Pie’s next post insulting me.

Why Wii is always right/*Practice Battle*

Hey, It’s wii here, and I have some exciting news!

Well, Look, I know EVERYONE always loves reading Wii’s Opinion, but Pie had some problems with it. He told me I should stop ” critisizing UMA or I will critisize WW on UMA site. ” Well, All I said in Wii’s Opinion that UMA has alot of posts, I didn’t know this is england where you can’t state your opinion. Well, anyway, yesterday, UMA made 4 posts ( maybe 5 ) and at the top of the last post, a leader edited it saying ” Hey guys, I think we need to cut it down, we have way to many posts a day. ” So, as you can see, my opinion was factual. Now, you ask, ” How was I so right ” Well, young grasshopper, it’s really easy, It’s called: Stating your opinion. I mean if you were not actually afraid of saying what you think, there’s a good chance you will be correct.

Anywho, After looking at the last post, it seems that you guys want a pb Saturday at 7 EST. So, that’s what we will have, but, I may add a twist to it later ( I will talk about the twist in another post ) So, Here’s the info:

What: Pb/training session

Where: Tundra ( We may move it if tundra is full )

When: Saturday

Times:

7 EST

6 CST

5 MST

4 PST

Now, Vote in the poll if you can or can’t make it, do not comment it.

Person with 100th Comment on this post will get 2 or 3 medals. when commenting, no spamming ( saying jfoidjafld or just saying your numbers or abc’s ) and it has to make sense.

Play the Game Right ~Wii Mountain

Wii’s Opinion/Polls

Hey It’s Wii here, I haven’t posted in a while ( I’m sorry for all my fans ) But I will be posting more now.

Well, This week in army news, we found out that cp armies Just love war, unless it’s a Nachos vs. ACP war, in which case, is absolutely worthless because each army fills up a room, and each army refuses to go back to what the fever wars were like: Simple, and dividing your army’s into different rooms. W/e. Anywho, this is what’s going on.

RFW: Well, to me, FW would have done better without the merge. They could have grown easily, and I think that the armies who merged into FW needed FW more than FW needed the armies who merged into them. Also, they have a minor conflict with the golds, and because we are in the era of nothingness, it’s not going to be anything.

RPF: I don’t even know why they are in this segment. It’s the same thing-absolutely nothing. Just like when commando left a year ago…

UMA: Well, UMA are doing Ok, but they have about 4 posts a day, and usually 2 of them are either two sentence posts that should be edits, or posts that are so pointless. I think they need to clean this up, it’s confusing.

Nachos/ACP: Well, they have been going back to nothingness after this “war”. ACP is so bored, they are having a may day party, While Nachos are recruiting for a war they will never have.

WW: Well, very confusing week, but I am promising alot coming up. I’ve been planning some secret stuff….and I need everyone to vote in a few polls for me.

Polls: I need everyone to vote in these polls so I can have an idea of what I can and can’t do for the upcoming surprises, and when I should do it.

To wrap this post up, I need a few things done. For one, I’m giving away 1200 xats ( If anyone can donate powers, days, or xats for the contest, it would be greatly appreciated ) and I need to know how I should give it away. So please comment how you think I should give away the xats.

Person with 50th comment on this post will get 2 medals ( comments will be under moderation btw )

Play the Game Right ~Wii Mountain