Little-Big Changes

Hola WW! Okay so, I was thinking lately… A better word to use instead of “province” would be “server.” Servers, will work the same way that provinces did. But we’ll be throwing in another thing! Districts. No no… not SCHOOL Districts, Server Districts.

The Server Districts will be servers in a similar region on the N.O.W.W map, and will be grouped into a District. There will be 4 Server Districts in total, and you get to chose which names they should have!

Here are your choices:

• North Never District, East Eat District, South Soggy District, West Waffles District
• North Waffles District, East Waffles District, South Syrup District, West Waffles District

Comment which one you like more, 1 or 2.

Example:

“I choose 2”

Here are the maps:

Servers Map

District Map

Stuck-Up Pricks

Well it seems that Club Penguin is hell-bent on keeping our name banned, so I politely asked them why (No, really, I was polite). Of course, they just stuck their middle finger at me. I will now attempt to translate their bureaucratic nonsense into Common:

 

“We will not be unblocking the word ‘watex’ from our word filter. Translation: Stfu Noob! We have our own reasons for blocking this word and we will not be discussing this matter further. Translation: Nyah Nyah! You are welcome to create a new name for your group that will be allowed through our word filter. Translation: Your problems are not our problems, asshole. Keep in mind that it is against the Club Penguin rules to encourage other players to visit websites other than Club Penguin. Players disclosing other websites risk being banned forever.Translation:Thinly veiled warning to screw off if you know what’s good for you.“

 

Well it seems Disney isn’t very open-minded now does it? Oh well. Anti-Disney riot anyone?

 

Haters gonna hate  -Antimatter2

Active Count!

Comment with this information:

1. Name
2. Rank
3. Amount of activeness (1-10)

– Scampi Bri

Mass Recruiting Session/Training

Hola WW! It’s been QUITE a while since our last Recruiting Session. We’ll split this event up, 15 minutes recruiting, 10 minutes training. Meaning this event will only be 25 minutes long and won’t be dreadful because I know a lot of us hate recruiting, but it has to be done at some point! Also, if you don’t attend this then you’re promotion chances will be cut down half.

Recruiting/Training Session

• When: Saturday, January 22nd, 2011
• Where: Marshmallow Town
• Times: 12 pm PST, 1 pm MST, 2 pm CST, 3 pm EST, 8 pm U.K

– Scampi Bri 😉

Province Report

Here’s the page to register for a job and such: Click Here

Also, since there are new jobs, comment on the page above if you would like to change your job. Please & Thank you.

Here ya go!

Tundra: Status: Production rate is high; amount of coins in Tundra’s Treasury: 985,960 coins; Recent attacks: none; New Jobs: Doctor, Snow Plower, Airplane Pilot, Bus Driver, Cab Driver, Pet Shop Owner, Theatre Set Maker, Puffle Sitter

Snowbound: Status: Production rate is high; amount of coins in Snowbound’s Treasury: 478,510 coins; Recent attacks: none; New Jobs: Cashier, Puffle Sledder, Actor, Musician, Band Director, Theatre Producer, Author,  EPF Agent

Tuxedo: Status: Production rate is low; amount of coins in Tuxedo’s Treasury: 110,988 coins; Recent attacks: none; New Jobs: Farmers Market Owner, Field Hand, Snow Shoveler

Mukluk: Status: Production rate is rock bottom low; amount of coins in Mukluk’s Treasury: 68,987; Recent attacks: none; New Jobs: Field Hand, Snow Shoveler, Live Stock Raiser

Half Pipe: Status: Production rate is high; amount of coins in Half Pipe’s Treasury: 867,998; Recent attacks: none; New Jobs: Nurse, Igloo Construction Worker, Life Guard, Dj, Actor, Musician

Powder Ball: Status: Production rate is negative low; amount of coins in Powder Ball’s Treasury: 8.987; Recent attacks: none; New Jobs: Farmer

Marshmallow: Status: Production rate is low; amount of coins in Marshmallow’s Treasury: 58,905; Recent attacks: none; new jobs: None

Ice Cold: Status: Production rate is low; amount of coins in Marshmallow’s Treasury: 42,989; recent attacks: TG attack; new jobs: None

Sabertooth: Status – Under Construction for Urbanization

Shiver: Stats: Under Counstruction for Urbanization

Toboggan: Status: In ruins, Under Construction for rebuild

– Scampi Bri

P.S ➡ Comment with Job ideas!

Last argument post.

“Bri, are you really that dumb? A battle is between two armies, not for a server, those are called INVASIONS. Also, you can’t invade 3 servers at once if you’re only on 1. Makes sence huh?”

Lolwut…

Oh good God. Spice do you dictate what the word battle means or something? Invasions are, technically speaking, battles too. You’re calling me dumb? Check your spelling, I think it’s sense* not sence.

“There’s no army rule that says you can win 3 servers, ones that aren’t yours, by a battle that the second army doesn’t agree with.”

Thank you for further proving my point that there isn’t an army rule restricting an army battling for 3 servers when it’s held on one server.

And here we go with this whole “accepting” thing. That excuse ends here, why? Because, an Invasion is a battle, the opposing army can’t just say “smeh we didn’t agree to it so we’re not showing up so it won’t hurt us.”

Spice, say what you want because you won’t be getting anymore responses from WW, because you’ve proven it that you’re ego is so big you don’t even let what others have to say into you’re head. You just always think in your head “SPICE IS RIGHT SPICE IS RIGHT SPICE IS RIGHT.” When you’re not. 😆

Racism

Ok I just want to define Racist for you guys because OBVIOUSLY half of you do not know what it means. Im going to make this post short and sweet.

Racist:

A belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one’s own race is superior and has the right to rule others.

No, lesbians are not a race. No jewish people are not a race. I’m really gettig annoyed by the noobs pointing out that OOH HE JUST CALLED THEM A JEW! HES BEING RACIST! Yeah doesn’t work like that.

~Greenday9991 WW Co-Leader

Awww TG we missed you. :(

Edit: Also, TG it was pretty idiotic to not show up because the winner would win 3 servers. Sad sad army… Stupid move, 😉 But eh, we would have won anyways if you showed up. 😛

Hola WW! Fantastic results at our Defense/Invasion/Invasion battle thing! I’m sure if TG showed up we would have pwned them. 😉

We won, and own: Ice Cold, Snowbound, &&&& Shiver.

😦 TG why didn’t you come make this worth our time? We showed up, ready to fight you, and you don’t even come. 🙂 Your loss I guess.

– Scampi Bri 😉

Spice reads way to much into things.

You betta watch yo self before you wreck yo self.

Edit: It really is sad how the soldiers at TG don’t realize their leaders are horrible…

Okay, firstly LOL, ROTFL, LMAO. Spice, you’re reading to far into things.

1. I didn’t post a racist post. It was a STEREOTYPICAL PICTURE, I didn’t expect you to write a racist post back.
2. I never asked Playa to post anything on CPAC about this whole “racism” thing…
3. WW and IV don’t have a close relationship, I don’t know why they’re invading you, I had nothing to do with it.
4. We don’t have to listen to your rules. 😆
5. I haven’t asked any army for help against you.
6. Again, you’re making up rules about how an army can’t have a battle without the other side agreeing… What’s an invasion then? If you don’t come to the All or Nothing event, Snowbound, Ice Cold, and Shiver are ours. No matter what you say.
7. If we can’t fight then how did we win Shiver.
8. I’m not afraid of you 3 retards in command of there.
9. Thanks for calling WW a pretty girl ~ appreciate it that we’re pretty and TG is the ugly lesbian.
10. Lol; “depression”
11. We didn’t ‘stomp’ on you while we were falling, we stomped on you because you’re a sh*t talker who can’t even back up what he says. Spice if you have the balls, don’t fight us on a Weekday. 😉

– Scampi Bri

Job & Province Registration List!

Tundra: Status: Production rate is high; amount of coins in Tundra’s Treasury: 976,987 coins; Recent attacks: none; New Jobs: none

• Scampi Bri – Coffee Brewer
• Twi Zonez – Capital Building Receptionist
• Master Rebel – Waffle Maker
• NickoCP – Waffle Factory Manager
• Angus813 – Waffle Cook
• 1a3t – Capital Building Receptionist
• Swemaj1 – The a**hole nobody likes

Snowbound: Status: Production rate is medium; amount of coins in Snowbound’s Treasury: 534, 413 coins; Recent attacks: none; New Jobs: none

• Goliath619 – Cream Soda Brewer
• Zak – Club Manager
• Mgmbl311 – Waffle Cook
• Lje98 – Club Owner

Tuxedo: Status: Production rate is low; amount of coins in Tuxedo’s Treasury: 102,865 coins; Recent attacks: none; New Jobs: none

• Uga77 – Farmer
• Josh1093 – Farmer
• Kooldude247 – Farmer

Mukluk: Status: Production rate is rock bottom low; amount of coins in Mukluk’s Treasury: 68,987; Recent attacks: none; New Jobs: none

• Teaden – Farmer

Half Pipe: Status: Production rate is high; amount of coins in Half Pipe’s Treasury: 897,654; Recent attacks: none; New Jobs: none

• Fivestartaco – Coffee Bar Owner
• Elimz – Ice Cream Shop Owner
• Crash – Theatre Manager
• Wexfief – Athlete (Pro Hockey Player)
• Greenblah904 – Coffee Bar Owner
• Darkrider90 – Waffle Cook
• Hayden70389 – Ice Cream Shop Owner

Powder Ball: Status: Production rate is negative low; amount of coins in Powder Ball’s Treasury: 10,975; Recent attacks: none; New Jobs: FIELD HAND!

• Mcfred1 – Un Employed

Marshmallow: Status: Production rate is low; amount of coins in Marshmallow’s Treasury: 58,905; Recent attacks: none; new jobs: none

• Lulu833 – Army Recruiting Instructor

Ice Cold: Status: Production rate is low; amount of coins in Marshmallow’s Treasury: 30,789; recent attacks: none; new jobs: none

• Disco70s – Office Worker

Sabertooth: Status – Under Construction for Urbanization

Shiver: Stats: Under Counstruction for Urbanization

Toboggan: Status: In ruins, Under Construction for rebuild

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If you haven’t registered, please register by comment on this post like this:

• Name
• Rank
• Server/Province you would like to live in
• Job you would like to have

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This is how it will work. Each week, on every Monday and Friday, you will get a server report. The server reports will look like this:

Tundra: Status: *Insert server report status here*

That tells you what condition your server is in, if it’s been through any attacks lately, and just updates and news. Also, new jobs will be featured every Monday and Friday of every week. In order to change your job, you must have at least come to 5 events.

Also, I will be making a page that will give you full time access to this list (the one above), and if you don’t register on this post you can register on that page later.

– Scampi Bri